Merry BroMas friends! It's that time of year when we celebrate the birth of little, tiny baby Jesus, light our menorahs, and do whatever it is that people celebrating Kwanza do. It's also that special time to give thanks and praise to one of God's most special creations, the BRO. The bro is an elusive creature, filled with childlike wonder and bountiful hair gel. It's BroMas time people!
Before we celebrate, we must always remember to stop and give thanks to our bro founding fathers- Guy Fieri, Richard Grieco and the entire cast of Jersey Shore. To honor the season, fellow bro lover Liz Hunger inspired me to recreate the classic holiday carol the "12 Days of Christmas" into, you guessed it, the "12 Days of BroMas." Let's fill our stockings with Stacker II 'cuz BroMas Claus comes tonight!
Before we celebrate, we must always remember to stop and give thanks to our bro founding fathers- Guy Fieri, Richard Grieco and the entire cast of Jersey Shore. To honor the season, fellow bro lover Liz Hunger inspired me to recreate the classic holiday carol the "12 Days of Christmas" into, you guessed it, the "12 Days of BroMas." Let's fill our stockings with Stacker II 'cuz BroMas Claus comes tonight!
"The 12 Days of BroMas"
On the first day of BroMas my Bro did give to me a possible STD
On the second day of BroMas my Bro did give to me two diamond earrings and possible STD
On the third day of BroMas my Bro did give to me three Ed Hardy t's, two diamond earrings and a possible STD
On the forth day of BroMas my Bro did give to me four jaeger bombs, three Ed Hardy t's, two diamond earrings and a possible STD
On the fifth day of BroMas my Bro did give to me fiiiiivvvve frosted tips, four jaeger bombs, three Ed Hardy t's, two diamond earrings and a possible STD
On the sixth day of BroMas my Bro did give to me six packs of Natty, fiiiiivvvve frosted tips, four jaeger bombs, three Ed Hardy t's, two diamond earrings and a possible STD
On the seventh day of BroMas my Bro did give to me seven beats a beating, six packs of Natty, fiiiiivvvve frosted tips, four jaeger bombs, three Ed Hardy t's, two diamond earrings and a possible STD
On the eighth day of BroMas my Bro did give to me eight roids a raging, seven beats a beating, six packs of Natty, fiiiiivvvve frosted tips, four jaeger bombs, three Ed Hardy t's, two diamond earrings and a possible STD
On the ninth day of BroMas my Bro did give to me nine Nickleback tkts, eight roids a raging, seven beats a beating, six packs of Natty, fiiiiivvvve frosted tips, four jaeger bombs, three Ed Hardy t's, two diamond earrings and a possible STD
On the tenth day of BroMas my Bro did give to me ten Axe Body's spraying, nine Nickleback tkts, eight roids a raging, seven beats a beating, six packs of Natty, fiiiiivvvve frosted tips, four jaeger bombs, three Ed Hardy t's, two diamond earrings and a possible STD
On the eleventh day of BroMas my Bro did give to me eleven grenades for smushing, ten Axe Body's spraying, nine Nickleback tkts, eight roids a raging, seven beats a beating, six packs of Natty, fiiiiivvvve frosted tips, four jaeger bombs, three Ed Hardy t's, two diamond earrings and a possible STD
On the twelve day of BroMas my Bro did give to me twelve fists a pumping, eleven grenades for smushing, ten Axe Body's spraying, nine Nickleback tkts, eight roids a raging, seven beats a beating, six packs of Natty, fiiiiivvvve frosted tips, four jaeger bombs, three Ed Hardy t's, two diamond earrings AND A POSSIBLE SSSSTTTTTDDDD
Merry BroMas to all and to all a mad good night!!
Merry BroMas to all and to all a mad good night!!
